Ffolkes,
~~ Agent Rogersz, Repo Man ~~
No, it’s not a myth. It’s melting….
Hajime…. Our opening quote is quite appropriate, especially since it happened, to me. Well, not quite an explosion; more like a strong earthquake in my head. I’m not exactly certain of the details, as, for some reason, I seem to have lost my reason. Wait. That isn’t accurate; I still have it, but, it seems so pointless, and I can’t find the emotional energy to persuade it to even try to put a couple simple factoids together, just for fun, with no mention of profit or loss. If it doesn’t come back soon, I may have to go mundane, & start eating Cheetos, or something. I HATE Cheetos, too….
Okay, I’ll stop. I had thought perhaps a bit of nonsense might loosen up the old grey cells, but, nothing doing. It’s a conundrum, to be sure. Here I am, prepared to create a Pearl, and there is so much nothing in my mind, it’s just plain scary in there. I mean, a full paragraph to lead up to a punch line, and all I can come up with is Cheetos. Pathetic, even if I do hate them. To tell the truth, I used to eat ’em a lot, but, something about the orange glow-in-the-dark color of the tongue after just two of them started to make my eyes water… That & the sharp, bitter taste of chemicals they leave behind, after the faux-cheesy flavor goes wherever a fake flavor goes, started to make me think about just what was in them…. I don’t recommend it…. or them…
Since there’s nothing useful in my head, we’ll have to cheat again, as I’m up late, and starting even later. So be it. At least it will be all be fresh cheating, performed this morning for your reading pleasure. Or, a close approximation of same. We’ll take what we can get. In order to do so, I think, given our essentially useless mental state, we’ll just forgo further idiocy in this section, & use what little wherewithal we have to go look for some coherence further down the page. As justification, I will retreat into a pearl, with a strong statement on the efficacy of personal choice from a surprising, if not completely unlikely source, to wit: “Did you ever notice how ‘why not?’ is always the right decision?” — Marilyn Monroe
Shall we Pearl?….
~~ Old Testament, Exodus ii, 22 ~~
~~ gigoid, April 2016 ~~
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I’m cheating today. That, of course, means we go to default for today’s music. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt….. Try to enjoy it, anyway, okay?…. Hey, if nothing else, know I pick the one with the coolest picture, so, at least you can look at that while you listen….
Classical Music
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Everybody knows, and, apparently, loves Winnie the Pooh. And, why not, I may ask? Well, let me tell ya…. Pooh’s got a darker side, one A.A. Milne never suspected. It has recently been discovered Pooh had another life, one the public was never allowed to see. I’ve managed to collect some of the things he’s said, and/or done, that might give you an idea of what Pooh is REALLY like…. Enjoy!….
From 10/24/2012:
WARNING: X-Rated Material below…. If the following offends you, well, hey, don’t read it…. I happen to think it’s funny, so, deal with it…. *wink*
I know I’ve spoken to you before about the darker side of Pooh…. He’s actually, for a Bear with Very Little Brains, a pretty swinging guy, and stays active in a part of town that I’m don’t even go to…. In fact, he has been caught en flagrante delecto on numerous occasions, and has never shown a bit of regret, or a shred of remorse. He is an incorrigible sex addict, which is, when you stop to think about it, really, really sick…. I give you now more examples of just how nasty he has been known to be….
— Bother! said Pooh, as he lured the young girl into the bushes.
— Bother! said Pooh, with a sexy grin, as he tied up his favorite redhead!!
— Bother! said Pooh, as Macgyver ran to him with his pants down.
— Bother! said Pooh, when Christopher Robin came in his mouth.
— Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
— Bother! said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit a cigarette.
And, worst of all…..
— Bother! said Pooh, as he flashed a group of nuns.
I wouldn’t have believed it, if I didn’t see them there in black and white….. Hey, it’s not any harder to believe this, than it is to believe some of the shit coming out of Mitt the Twitt’s mouth, now, is it?….
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Bold statements of calculated intent
Become common rule of the malcontent.
Avarice assumes such attractive wear
Beguiling deception, illusory and fair.
Grasping and pulling with ghostly hands
Legally proper in all the signatory lands.
Seeking and finding each vulnerable soul
Anguish as payment for exacting the toll.
Wraiths of commerce’s invisible dead guards
Still haunt the dreams left in sad empty yards.
While absentee nobles sit in stiffly elegant splendor
Served by sad-faced detainees in abject surrender.
Escape from reality is illusory at best
Often we falter and fail its daily test.
Only when focused on inner strength
Does peace stay with us for any length.
Peace lies within, always…..
~~ gigoid ~~
9/27/2012
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Stuff to Remember
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“Happiness is the only good,
reason the only torch, justice the only worship,
humanity the only religion, and love the only priest.”
~~ Robert G. Ingersoll ~~
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“It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.”
~~ William Shakespeare ~~
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“Every man is a divinity in disguise, a god playing the fool.”
~~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~~
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“Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.”
~~ Cynthia Nelms ~~
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“Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.”
~~ Juvenal, Satires ~~
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“He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.”
~~ Elrond ~~
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“One final paragraph of advice:
Do not burn yourselves out.
Be as I am – a reluctant enthusiast…
a part time crusader, a half-hearted fanatic.
Save the other half of yourselves
and your lives for pleasure and adventure.
It is not enough to fight for the land;
it is even more important to enjoy it.
While you can.
While it’s still here.
So get out there and hunt and fish
and mess around with your friends,
ramble out yonder and explore the forests,
encounter the grizz, climb the mountains,
bag the peaks, run the rivers,
breathe deep of that yet sweet and lurid air,
sit quietly for a while and contemplate the precious stillness,
that lovely, mysterious and awesome space.
Enjoy yourselves,
keep you brain in you head and your head firmly attached to the body,
the body active and alive,
and I promise you this much:
I promise you this one sweet victory over our enemies,
over those deskbound people with their hearts in a safety deposit box
and their eyes hypnotized by desk calculators.
I promise you this:
You will outlive the bastards.”
~~ Edward Abbey ~~
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I did it. That, in and of itself, is a minor miracle. At this point, trying to explain or justify such a remark would be foolish, and, I can tell you, for sure and for certain, Sarge & Mom didn’t raise no fool. Okay, honesty rules here, so, y’all should know I just had to delete three lines of BS that might have kept us here for much too long. After all, this IS the closing paragraph, and, by golly, we’re gonna close this thing, and, now… See y’all tomorrow, ffolkes; if I don’t stop now, we’ll be here until then. Don’t fret, I’ll be back, and so will you…. See ya….
and May the Metaphorse be with you;
Blessed Be, dearest Carole, Mark,Theresa, & Richy
and everyone else, too…
When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits loose.
When I thinks, I falls asleep.
Which is Why….
Sometimes I sits and thinks,
and sometimes,
I just sits.
gigoid, the dubious
The *only* duly authorized Computer Curmudgeon.
PLEASE STOP READING THIS MESSAGE NOW.
“SCRAM!!!!!!!!!!”- Oscar the Grouch
À bientôt, mon cherí….
gigoid 
Hope you had a wonderful weekend….the music is delightful…..when you wrote about Cheetohs and the ingredients I thought of something……MacBeth and the witches…..
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Sounds like the ingredients of a hot dog….
Could not resist….have a great day my friend….chuq
LOL…. definitely a hot dog. The weekend was okay… just busy. Since I found a key to sleep, it’s better…. I’ll be in & out today… Hope all is well on the southern border…
gigoid
A bit ify today…..T/storms likely and that means a chance for a t/nado….chuq
Ouch…keep the cellar door open. Until you’re inside, of course….& don’t forget the bourbon when you have to go in…
*wink*
gigoid
Of course….the Old Crow is always handy…LOL chuq
Oh God.. mY friEnd.. gigoid
the burnout.. the potential
incredible disadvantage
of the Asperger..
ADHD.. Bi-Polar
way of bEinG
and extended
broader phenotype
spectrum as such
that constitutes
somewhere
around
10 to 15
percent of
the population
per the over systematizers
vs empathizers of social
animal way
of culture
being..
Great advice
to get out in the
forest away from
digital online Jungle..
(note to self.. go see
that movie by Disney
“The Jungle Book”
this week..)
and the nice thing
about allnaturale
personal
art.. one
can see in
real time nothing
hidden of the ravages of
sitting too much.. and
eating ‘cheetos’
behind
the
digital
life… in my case..
it was months of
fast food burgers..
and increasing girth of
waist.. and 10 Lbs
to 230 LBS.. sTiLL
230 LBS but finAlly
getting back in
Michelangelo
Art
oF
hUman
NatUre.. i guaran
God dam
bet
ya there would
be much less
illness if all
walked naked
from birth in a reasonable number
oF friendly population iN knoWinG
each other as such.. as clothes
do hide cultural functional
disabilities from the
reaLITy oF
living
less than
free and wiLd
hUman animal now..
anyway.. been getting out
into.. the forRest.. the beaches more..
and away from what has alWays become
a Restrictive Repetitive Behavior aS Asperger
Way for me.. to mix it up.. in reason and art
oF miNd and boDy Yin and Yang Balance
is certainly sTilL a great TAO
way to
goNOW!
nowGO!
But anyway.. when i was
young and more or less
mute.. volume of i iN exPreSsinG
SpiRit of talk and emoTioN one
and same non-verbaLLy too..
turned way way down.. then..
my hiGh spiRit
elders as
story talers..
including A salty old
sailor named Mick who was
my boss for over a decade at
the Military Bowling Center i worked
as DOD employee.. for almost
2 decades aT..
told these wonderful
sea stories.. of his bar fights
and other adventures across the
Ocean of Navy boats on float..
and Liberty
of course FREE..
i could write technically
but paragraph creating verbal
expresSinG was way beyond my
ability then.. except for rote fActs
here and there..
and now i have
sea stories too.. yes..
even a few bar room skirmishes
to tale too.. but better yet.. Jesus F
iN Christ.. i’ve got an iphone6 and my
real Goal of a lifetime dreAM
finAlly comes
to fruition..
i AM fucKinG
ForRest Gump..
Life is a FucKinG
Box oF Chocolates
and God dam.. iF i can’t
FucKinG prove iT.. with that
i PHone 6s.. a lInk(s) to a third of a
million word poem.. another 3 million
word blog that is a poem longer than
any in recorded history with
633 major verses
now..
with tens
of thousands
of micro verses
of macro whole
of 3 Million aLL
and more more
to come as nows
go by.. and yes..
leg pressing close
to half a ton on you tube
way.. and Jesus F iN Celebrating
God in David’s more vile ways..
iN the most pasSioNatE arT
oF aLL..
the human
boDy sensuAlly
aLL sET free iN
Michelangelo flesh
and asPiRinG new
heiGhts oF New Age
Renaissance way..
and yes.. the documented
record of 800 or so photos with
me and all the smiLing girls
ear to ear with
hand gestures
of peace
and Victory
at Old Seville
too.. and oh too..
the logs of Dance
Walking 5300 miles
plus noW iN 33 months
all across the public
in metro
stores..
with YouTube
videos of that
in tow too..
Question is.. WiLL anyone
have the patience to sit sTiLL
long enough for me to tale them
the hell i came from in 19 medical
disorders.. including the worst pain
known to mankind.. named type
two trigeminal neuralgia
like dentist drill
in right eye
and ear for
66 months from
wake to sleep..
Sjogren’s Syndrome
too.. with eyes no
longer making tears..
Fibromyalgia..
Dysautonomia..
Severe Degenerative
Arthritis in spine..
congenitally
fused vetebra
in spine too along
with spinal
stenosis and
closed up nasal
sinuses per deviated
Congenitally Septum
way in nose too.. Severe depression..
Anhedonia.. Alexithymia.. Severe
Anxiety.. Panic attacks
and a dash
of PTSD too..
with Agoraphobia..
shut-in of bedroom
life for 66 months as
not so well.. aT aLL..
and yes.. last and somewhat
least as far as all these
challenges go the
New diagnosis
of Autism
Spectrum
Disorder still
classified in Sweden
in Gillberg way as
Asperger’s here
noW trUe
sTiLL for me..
that’s enough..
the rest of the disorders
are minor compared
to all that said
and done and
miraculously
overAll remissed/
cured by attending
professionals own
report.. on or about
July 22nd of 2013..
Well it’s true.. we live in
a Twitter age of bits and bytes..
only the much older folks will
likely have the attention and
focus or even interest
to listen to a sea
story iN liFe of
adversity.. challenge..
and change in Victory
now this long/EPIC..
so if they
still read
i’ll just give ’em
the google lInk here..
and this new post.. noW..
“Sea Stories oF God WiN”
WiLL FiLL the BiLL of what
i oWe tHe God of NatUreNoW
aS aLwAYs LiVinG wiThiN
shaRinG thiS
Box of
chocolates
in sweet and
sour oF aLL NoW..
You kNow gigoid.. i am very tempted
to shut my online presence completely
down.. except the record that stands
so tALLnoW.. just become a vagabond
on road of rail tracks every which way
and loose.. shaRinG my
stories..
like a hobo
oF aLL one;;
yes.. Red Skelton
way.. as you sTiLL WiLL
remember his Clown too..
but it is a few folks like you.. mY
friend.. to name some more.. Rafiah..
Himali.. Prajakta.. and whomever in
the Autism Community who are
likely the mainstay left
overs from my
28 or so
month stay
on the ‘Wrong
Planet’ of they..
the hundreds of silent
folks who view what i do
on my blogger blogs each
day who are not talkers but
the readers only that i too once
was.. who will keep me here.. but
i aM getting too FucKinG close
to work by making
a milestone
of responding
to every single
prompt and link
from dVerse for a year..
i am gonna move back
more to plaYinG aGaiN..
gET mY health
back wHere
iT all naturAlly
belongs.. and just
flow again.. in bliss my
friend.. as the wars and
the battles for me are over
foR NoW.. tHeRe is proof enough
that God oF Nature lives within
mE noW.. for anyone
but the
most fearful
of dArk or cynical
of liFe lost on the
terrestrial plane oF
Earth noW.. i WiLL
do aLL i can.. but hell
no.. i ain’t sacrificing my liFe
for the lost among uS.. as mY
FucK yes.. ME.. ME.. ME.. ME!
MY Gift iS mY liFe and i owe it to
THE REAL GOD OF NATuRe
to sHoW God thE
best
FucKinG
liFe ever
in mY temple
oF God NoW..
and the rest
wiLL FoRrest FaLL iN plAce
of course.. sitting on a bench
iN heaven just BeinG the free
FloWinG feather that the God
of Nature makes mE NoW onE..
but i WiLL dance first and continue
to SinG poeTry when my legs become
to old.. and the bench oF Love iS REaLiTy left
as
right..
MoreOver noW that
i sTiLL can i WiLL
continue
to thInk
OuT
LouD..
And 70.. ha!.. Ed..
yeah.. ya.. gotta bE
kidding..
after aLL
i’ve been
through.. 120 plus
is gonna bE a
cinch.. just
some iCinG
oN the peace
oF LiFe aLL thAT iS
trUly Cake by
the Ocean
oF Y i
As God/W/iN
mE.. and when
i die.. i WiLL onLY
have the strength
left
for
one more
sMiLE.. mY friEnd..
thE sAMe sMiLeNoW
iF i moVeOnoW
aS pArt
ofF ThE
PLANetNoW..
BooK oF ELi
i….
..
.
..
….i
a
GaiN
BaCK!iI..:)
Nice song/poem today, Fred… I DO remember Red’s clown, and he was a good one, as clowns go, but, then, Red was a comedian right to the bone. My favorite character of his was Clem Kadiddlehopper, and, of course, Freddie the Freeloader… Of all the comedians I’ve seen, (most of whom are the best social critic/philosophers of society… the Jesters, y’know?), nobody, ‘cept maybe George Carlin, ever made me laugh as hard as Red did every week….
Good memory…
Have a good one bro; I’m still off line more than on these past few days….reintroducing myself to the streets….
gigoid
Ah.. the streets.. even the streets of a small
town can be difficult to renter
when away for
what seems
forever
alone..
and i have
to say that reminds
me of that number
15 tarot card shaRed
DOWN
THERE..
iT surely can
bE a dark archetype
oF liGht Bringer too..
iN Freedom’s liGht..
outcast.. lonely..
dark
and shut-in
but oh the balance..
and truly hobos search
for freedom often in this
dark my friend.. the hermits.. too..
my Grandfather on the maternal
side.. hobo sure.. full blooded
Sioux Grandfather of his..
my Granddad.. wanderer
iN
liGht
oF niGht dArk..
but surely as a symbol
oF Nature wholeness..
Baphomet.. A symbol
for balance of dArk
and liGht..
maNiFest
Balance..
iN masculine
and feminine of
hUman iS similar
to the Cern Indian
Yogi Dancer too..
Humanity
is fascinating
to me.. end and
beginning oF story noW..
and glad you are getting out
in the streets.. my friend.. and
i have come to gain an
affection
for the
niGht liFe
theRe.. Born
to bE WiLd and
Free iN DArk and liGht
oF DaY and niGht sandsmanwoman..
And it really kinda pisses me off.. no one
in the family has ever had a photo to share
of my Maternal Grandfather.. oh the
the liFe of the
bLacK FooT SheeP..
so misunderstood..
so outcast.. so
Strong to
bE a
liGht
aGaiN..
And finAlly.. alWays
do Love a happy hobo
like Red Skelton.. and
the movie.. the Big Lebowski..
comes back aGaiN wHere
trUly
the F iN
Bums WiN
my FriEnd..
iN simple Balance
of being free from THE MAN..;)
i mean Jesus.. Jesus.. too.. was a wandering
barefoot Hobo.. and all his friEnds sponging
subsistence and shelter of off Loving share..
increasingly noW
as reported then..
his friEnds.. noW..
TruE ones..
are winning
a war against
priSon.. albeit
it’s mostly iN
Mom and Dad’s
home… BeinG Free..
ain’t a job for soft Angels..
iT takes a little Devil to get the JOB
aLL
dONE..
iN Angel FiRe
WinGs oF cLouD deLiGhts..:)
*big grin*
:)!
LOL! Perfect! I wasn’t aware Evil Pooh made any GIF’s….
Well done….
gigoid
The bunny!
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