Even if it won’t float, it can be salvaged, or so it is said by those would would know. Me, I don’t much care one way or the other, as long as it doesn’t explode while I’m holding it. Of course that would only happen if I were caught unaware, and did not pay enough attention to my surroundings. Otherwise, it’s easy enough to deal with; it merely a matter of stroking it in the right place. Catch the right spot and the damn thing will follow you around like a puppy looking for attention. Kinda cute actually…..
What is he talking about? What kind of nonsense is he throwing at us today? Well, if you would just sit back and pay attention, you’ll find out…..nothing. I was talking about nothing. It was all a farce, a charade, as it were, just a little fun to pass the time on this slow Tuesday morning. If you really want to know what it was, just go through and find all the parameters I mentioned, and it will become clear that yes, this too is a farce. If you can figure out what it is, you’re better than I am, because I couldn’t do it. And I wrote it!….ah well, so much for levity before breakfast…..today’s group of Pearls is a good one, with lots of good food for thought….enjoy!
“Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.” — T. S. Eliot
“If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.” — Maya Angelou
Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend,
Some little token of esteem
Is needed, like a dish of cream.
— T. S. Eliot
“If you wants to get elected president, you’ve got to think up some memorable homily so’s school kids can be pestered into memorizin’ it, even if they don’t know what it means.” — Walt Kelly, The Pogo Party
“Do you think there’s a God?”
“Well, SOMEbody’s out to get me!”
— Calvin & Hobbes
“Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh, and the greatness which does not bow before children.” — Kahlil Gibran
Can I get an “Amen!”?…… y’all take care out there…..
Sometimes I sits and thinks,
I just sits.