Wait, sir! Squeegees are NOT allowed….

Ffolkes,

“Live a life worthy of the things that will be said of you when you’re dead.”

~~ Ambidextrous Rex ~~

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Stealth Rock Surfacing to Fire Weapons


Good morning…. Life can sure bring us new challenges…. Has anyone else noted how little we generally expect them when they come? It’s always a surprise, even though the same sort of events have occurred many times throughout our lives. I suppose it’s the same sort of amnesia women get after childbirth, that allows them to make love again, knowing the risks…. That’s a joke, by the way. I suppose it might not have fallen so flat were it more of a logical progression, rather than the usual male short-sightedness…. Ah, well, chalk it up to a routine shot to shit….

This morning, that routine has centered around a small extortionist, who insists this time of day is when I should pay attention to HER, not the computer. When I sat down to begin today, LeeLoo came over to the computer & sat directly on the keyboard, staring at me as if to say, “Well? What about ME?”…. She refused to be distracted, & I ended up sitting with her in my arms, purring, while I thought of all the time I was wasting….. until I fell back asleep…. SIGH…. Bloody little tyrant, she is…

I suppose this means this intro section will be turning into a morning report on cat antics, as I can see this is to become the new routine, with me attempting to furnish the cat with activities to distract her from the computer, so I can rush to put out the morning Pearl, in the MORNING! It promises to be a series of Keystone Kops episodes, to be sure…. For today, we’ll call this an intro, even though it barely makes the grade. Luigi is here, though, and we’re all set to go, so, let’s get it done, while LeeLo is buy tearing up the magazine I gave her….

Shall we Pearl?….

“The apple cannot be stuck back on The Tree of Knowledge; once we begin to see, we are doomed and challenged to seek the strength to see more, not less.” — Arthur Miller

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sleepy cat

This is the goal.

Image from Pinterest via Google Free Images


In keeping with the theme as described in the introductory section, here is some music designed to help our furry friends find some peace, for long enough to give us some respite…. Enjoy! As I sincerely hope LeeLoo does….

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Relax My Cat

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Image Stolen from TalesfromtheConspiratum.com

“History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.” — Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1972)

I’m really late; I had intended to give myself enough time to write about religion today, as I found the above meme on a friend’s site, and found the perfect quote to go with it…. But, I’m too late, and, now, too tired to get it done, so, I’ll do what I always do in such cases; cheat. Here’s a religirant from the archives…. I’ve done quite a few of them, so, it doesn’t take long to find an appropriate entry…. Enjoy!….

From 4/17/2013:

“A thing is not proved because no one has ever questioned it…Skepticism is the first step towards truth.” — Smart Bee

As I was cruising through Smart Bee this morning, looking for inspiration for section 3, I came across this little gem, unattributed. It sounds like it could have come from a number of different philosophers, all of whom are noted for their wisdom and perspicacity (another great word….). It is also a part of the human flaw that has contributed to many of the problems we face as a society, and as a species.

Actually, it might be more accurate to say that the lack of this in humans is part of the flaw; most people one talks to would not agree with this idea, as stated. In fact, it is directly opposed to the educational premises of many cultures, especially those heavily influenced by religions, such as those in Mexico, Central and South America, where Catholicism is a powerful factor in society, and in the governing of that society. India, and much of the Eastern Hemisphere, too, have societies that are heavily influenced by religion, though with more participant sects than is true in the Western Hemisphere; Hinduism, Buddhism, Shinto, to name a few, are always a contributing factor in the political events that have shaped history.

“The common dogma [of fundamentalists] is fear of modern knowledge, inability to cope with the fast change in a scientific-technological society, and the real breakdown in apparent moral order in recent years That is why hate is the major fuel, fear is the cement of the movement, and superstitious ignorance is the best defence against the dangerous new knowledge. When you bring up arguments that cast serious doubts on their cherished beliefs you are not simply making a rhetorical point, you are threatening their whole Universe and their immortality. That provokes anger and quite frequently violence.” — G Gaia

As a result of this influence, many people tend to reject skepticism, as it doesn’t fit in with what they have been taught, which is to never question anything told to them by persons in positions of authority. Churches tend to encourage this sort of attitude, as their outrageous claims of divinity, and supernatural events performed by their deities, do not stand up well to scrutiny by an objective eye. The leaders of the churches thus play right into the hands of the Beloved Ruling Class, as they counsel their flocks to obey worldly, temporal authority as readily as they are conditioned to obey the secular variety…..

“I just stepped on a factoid!” – Zippy the Pinhead

Thankfully, not all of humanity is defenseless against this sort of conditioning. There are many ffolkes out there who don’t buy into the sort of psychological blackmail being promulgated by the preachers, priests, imams, and shamans of all shapes and sizes around the world, and a large number of them seem to end up blogging, right here on WordPress…. So, I end up preaching to the choir pretty often. But, that’s okay, too, because I know that occasionally, one of those folks who do believe in what they are told, without any questions or doubts, will read this, and, if nothing else, will think about what I’ve said…. Who knows, maybe I’ll go viral, and the whole world will remember that WE ALL ARE GODS?”…… (Remember?  Axiom # 3…. “Thou art God, you know…. Let’s do lunch….)

“Youth of today!  Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental attitudes!” — Zippy the Pinhead

I suppose that’s a note from my subconscious, to let me know I’ve gone far enough off the rails for now, and should let these good people get on with their lives, rather than wandering around in mine…. Goodness knows where we’ll end up…. So, anyway, just remember to cultivate your sense of doubt, your “crap detector”, as it were, and never, ever take anything “on authority”, without tangible proof…. You’ll find Life to be less confusing that way; certainly, it makes it a lot easier to look yourself in the mirror in the morning…..

“This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.” — Bertrand Russell

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    In 2012, I began writing poetry again after a hiatus of almost forty years; this is one of the very first I created after breaking the barrier I’d built between me and that part of my soul…. I hope you like it….

Accentuated Lessons

Bold statements of calculated intent
Become common rule of the malcontent.
Avarice assumes such attractive wear
Beguiling deception, illusory and fair.

Grasping and pulling with ghostly hands
Legally proper in all the signatory lands.
Seeking and finding each vulnerable soul
Anguish as payment for exacting the toll.

Wraiths of commerce’s invisible dead guards
Still haunt the dreams left in sad empty yards.
While absentee nobles sit in stiffly elegant splendor
Served by sad-faced detainees in abject surrender.

Escape from reality is illusory at best
Often we falter and fail its daily test.
Only when focused on inner strength
Does peace stay with us for any length.

Peace lies within, always…..

~~ gigoid ~~


Written 9/27/2012.

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    Our final pearl today is a rather standard group of aphorisms on Life at Large…. It’s all good advice, ffolkes, so, pay heed, if you would live your own life well….

“Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.”

~~ Mark Twain ~~

“Honor is the reward of virtue.”

~~ Cicero ~~

“Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.”

~~ Robert Cody ~~

“There is only one success — to be able to spend your life in your own way.”

~~ Christopher Morley ~~

“There is only one universal goal: a gracious death with no regrets.”

~~ Deng Ming-Dao ~~

“He does not seem to me to be a free man who does not sometimes do nothing.”

~~ Cicero ~~

“Do not settle for less than the best your own excellence can command.”

~~ Anne McCaffrey ~~


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Well, it’s done. I’m pretty sure, anyway. I suppose I better check; hang on a moment….

It’s a damn good thing I checked. I had completely forgotten to complete one of the sections! Ah well, chalk that one up to LeeLoo, who picked the moment I found the missing section to knock over my almost full cup of coffee, just to give me something to do, more amusing for her than watching me type. Hilarious…. not.

But, NOW it’s done, and I can try to get it posted before she finds a way to set something on fire…. See y’all tomorrow, ffolkes, as long as the building is intact…. Oh, shit, there goes the corner bookshelf!…. See ya…..

Y’all take care out there,
and May the Metaphorse be with you;
Blessed Be, dearest Carole, Mark,Theresa, & Richy
and everyone else, too…

When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits loose.
When I thinks, I falls asleep.

Which is Why….

Sometimes I sits and thinks,
   and sometimes,
I just sits.

gigoid, the dubious

The *only* duly authorized Computer Curmudgeon.

PLEASE STOP READING THIS MESSAGE NOW.

“SCRAM!!!!!!!!!!”- Oscar the Grouch

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À bientôt, mon cherí….


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5 thoughts on “Wait, sir! Squeegees are NOT allowed….

  1. That is why when I have the time I write and save them as drafts……10-25 on any given day, so when my distractions demand attention I have something I can post without disrupting my day of posting…..Lil Man and Baby Girl demand attention and seldom at the same time…..makes writing a bitch….LOL chuq

  2. “Live a life worthy of the things that will be said of you when you’re dead.”

    ~~ Ambidextrous Rex ~~

    IN a Modern Sense it’s Like Living
    Now and Reviewing the Comments
    Section of a Viral Video as Hidden Star hehe…;)

    “The apple cannot be stuck back on The Tree of Knowledge;
    once we begin to see, we are doomed and challenged to seek t
    he strength to see more, not less.”

    — Arthur Miller

    True But When Intuition
    Is Lost in Crystalized Intelligence
    Fluid Intelligence may Suffer a
    Slow and Tortuous Death
    Across a Lifespan
    Intuition
    of
    Instinct
    Innate Drowning
    in Facts and Figures..:)

    “History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis.
    Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help.
    But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.”

    Hmm.. Anthropology 101 Humans Are Evolved As Social
    Animals to Bond and Bind over Common Holy Sacred
    Meaning And Purpose as NeuroChemical and
    NeuroHormonal Reactions Within that
    Works As Society’s Glue
    Once Again
    to Keep
    Humans
    All Working
    Together Ideally of Course
    For the Basic Definition Core
    To the Phrase Religion that
    Bonds and Binds HuMaNS SuRViNG THRiViNG

    — Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love (1972)

    “A thing is not proved because no one has ever questioned it…
    Skepticism is the first step towards truth.”

    — Smart Bee

    True Cow Manure
    Makes Great
    Fertilizer
    For
    ‘Who’
    KNoWS WHat’S App..;)

    “The common dogma [of fundamentalists] is fear of modern knowledge,
    inability to cope with the fast change in a scientific-technological society,
    and the real breakdown in apparent moral order in recent years That is
    why hate is the major fuel, fear is the cement of the movement, and
    superstitious ignorance is the best defence against the dangerous
    new knowledge. When you bring up arguments that cast serious
    doubts on their cherished beliefs you are not simply making a
    rhetorical point, you are threatening their whole Universe
    and their immortality. That provokes anger and
    quite frequently violence.”

    — G Gaia

    Without Whatever Bonds
    And Binds Humans
    Glue
    Disappears
    And Greater
    Chaos Goes
    Back to A Forrest Gump Wild..:)

    “I just stepped on a factoid!”

    – Zippy the Pinhead

    Factoids Are Like Hemorrhoids
    Not Every One Has ’em
    Not Everyone
    Needs
    ’em
    to Let
    the Crap Out
    And Just Dance And Sing Free..:)

    “Youth of today! Join me in a mass
    rally for traditional mental attitudes!”

    — Zippy the Pinhead

    Meh.. the Sex Goes Away
    the Disgust Goes up
    And Folks
    Go
    More
    Conservative
    And Replace Sex With Voting
    And Religion With Politics oF OldeR Ages..
    And for the Younger Male Folks.. meh.. Video Games and Porn..;)

    “This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to
    become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.”

    — Bertrand Russell

    It’s as Basic as Sitting
    All Day Worse for Health
    Than A Pack of Cigarettes
    with that
    Warning
    on the
    Side
    of the
    Package that
    is weaker than the Drug..:)

    “Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.”

    ~~ Mark Twain ~~

    Always Dance And
    Sing Never
    Wind
    Down
    to Just
    A Circle
    Be A Spiral More..:)

    “Honor is the reward of virtue.”

    ~~ Cicero ~~

    Unless one is pART
    oF A Modern
    Voted
    Up
    Down Circus Top..;)

    “Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.”

    ~~ Robert Cody ~~

    Hmm.. it’s not as Easy as it Sounds
    Not Even With A Suicide Disease
    We are Born to Live even in Hell Now..:)

    “There is only one success —
    to be able to spend your life in your own way.”

    ~~ Christopher Morley ~~

    In that Case i should be
    Broke but i Will not Break from Having my Own Way..
    And that’s Key Keep Practicing Your Own Way if Staycation Heaven Now..:)

    “There is only one universal goal: a gracious death with no regrets.”

    ~~ Deng Ming-Dao ~~

    The Other Moments
    Are The Present Gift Now too of Life..
    in This Way There is No Worries About Death as Life..:)

    “He does not seem to me to be a free man
    who does not sometimes do nothing.”

    ~~ Cicero ~~

    As LonG as We
    Do NoT KnoW
    Dance Sing Free

    “Do not settle for less than the best your
    own excellence can command.”

    ~~ Anne McCaffrey ~~

    What is Less What is More Now is All
    That is Best For Now at Least More..:)

    Smiles gigoid Hope Your Family
    And Friends were not impacted
    by the California EarthQuakes
    Haven’t been Hearing about
    Wild Fires so
    that’s always
    an Upside
    in the New Orleans
    And Surrounding Areas
    Coming Floods too True
    Ya Can’t Fool the Mother
    Mississippi River When She Floods too..:)

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